Two devils came in 2 my dreams.

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”

Chemical symbols & sardar

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA

Feel d difference of boy / girl

If a boy gives a love letter 2 a gal, people call him “Loffer”
But if a gal gives a letter 2 a boy, they call it “Offer”.
Feel the difference;)

I love you & You love your daughter

Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.

Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter.

You are a DOG…

You are a DOG…
D = Darling
O = Of
G = Girls
Now u r smiling na?
Am i right??
Tu sach mein kutta hai

Define a True Music Lover?

Define a True Music Lover?

A Girl singing in a Bathroom
While Taking Bath
and a Boy Near the Keyhole
is Using His Ears Not His Eyes.

Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives

Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives

“Monopoly is always damaging

&

Competition improves service”.

Do you love me just because..?

He said… Do u love me just coz
my father left me a fortune?
She said… No stupid, I’d love u no matter
who left you the money!

A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl

Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?

Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.

Larki ki maa mang lon:p

Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay
ghari dein tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein tu car mang lena,
dokan dien tu ghar

beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?

Apni sans ko bahar nikalo

Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?
Because
Baba Ramdev (Yoga walay) Said
“Apni Saans Ko Bahar Nikalo..!!”

Quaid’s photo collection

Friends I’m Collecting
Quaid’s Photos
Give Ur Contribution
2 My Collection.
A Small Condition Is
It Must Be On
500 Or 1000 Rupees Note

Wife ne kuch kaha to nahi?

1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya
dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi
admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye
2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha

Khat mily ya na mily

pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana.
tum q nahi aye.

2nd pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi
1st pathan: me ne likha tha

k khat mily ya na mily tum zaror ana.:-)

Attitude of girls

Attitude of girls:

When a boy sends dirty sms
she laughs for 10 minutes,
forward dat to her friends n
then replies the boy.
“i dont like that kind of sms ok?” :p ;->

Himesh to magnify picture

What will Himesh say to magnify a picture..?
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Zara Zoom Zoom… ;->

Checking patient at home

Ek sheikh doctor k pass gaya or bola
k ghar ja ker mareez check karnay k kitnay pesay logay?
Doctor:300 rs.
Sheikh:chlain doctor sahab.
Ghar puhanchay to docor ne pocha k mareez kahan hai?
Sheikh: mareez koi nahi hai,
Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha

Charger ki tarah

Dil badal na dena sim ki terha
Mohabbat low na krna battery ki terha
Pyar kam na krna balance ki terha
Hamesha meri zarurat mehsus karna charger ki terha

Boy U r d Sunshine

Boy U r d Sunshine
Of My Life !
Without U Life’s Like A
Dreamy Cloud !
U r In My Heart Like A
Lovely Drizzle In d Sun !
Girl: Now Go Further
I’ve 2 Listen More
Weather Report :p

Larke walo ki taraf se

1 pathan or sardar ki khoob pitai hui.
Dono roza khushai me mufta torte hue
pakre gaye or us per bolte hen
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G, wo, hum larke walo ki taraf se hy

Dil Chahta Hai K Aaj

Aap Ko

Konay Main Le Ja Kar

Ek Danda Le Kar,

Aap Ki,

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GA

GAN

GAND

GANDH

GANDHI Ji

K Style Main

Photo Khenchon

1 molvi sahab ka Tota (parot) daily 1 shakhs ko, "Oye Beghairta" kaha krta tha. Us shakhs

ne molvi se shikayat ki. Molvi ne tote ko daanta. Agle din jab wo shakhs qareeb se guzra to tota

kuch na bola. Thora aage ja k us shakhs ne peeche mur k dekha to tota hanste hue bola:

"Samaj te gya hoyen ga" :-)

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Gadhay ghaas kyon khatae hain

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Chalo chorro yaar

Ye tumara zati mamla hy

Jo marzi khaao mera kya...Dont mind ()

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Ap asy kya dekh rahy ho?

I have send u

Garam jalebies..

Aj ka nashta meri taraf se.

Sardar in A Coffee House with wife.

Sardar: jaldi Pi,

Coffee Thandi Ho Jayegi.

Wife: To Kya Hoga?

Sardar: Bewakuf Menu card Dekh,

Hot Coffee Rs.20 &

Cold Rs.50

Sumtimes wen I Cry no 1 c my Tears,

Wen I m Woried no 1 C my pain,

Wen I m Happy no 1 C my Smile

Lekin

Sala ek Larki sath ghoome to sub dekh lete hain..

Ek taaza khabar:

Ek baath room mein,

Ek boy ne,

Ek girl ke jism ko,

Har jaga se touch kia,

Pata hai wo boy kon tha ?

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Brain is very important part..

It is active 24 hrs..

365 days..

It starts working when u born..

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Work till u

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Get married!

1

Charsi eyes donate karne gaya

After operation

Doctor

Kuch kehna chahte ho

Charsi

jisko b ankhen lagao ose bata dena

Ye

2

sooote lagane k baad khulti hain. ()

FILM:

"Destroy Pakistan"

HERO:

President Bush

HEROINE:

Musharaf

VILLAIN:

Sharif,imran,qazi

SCRIPTED IN:

USA

SHOT IN:

Pakistan

CHARACTER ACTOR:

Amin Fahim

FRIENDLY APPEARANCE:

Saudi King

COMEDIAN:

Sheikh Rashid

SUPPORTING ACTOR:

Molana Fazal-ur-Rahman

CHARACTERLESS ACTORS:

Chaudhries

DANCERS:

Sherry Rehman

kashmala Tariq Sumara Malik

MUSIC BY:

MQM

ACTION BY:

Pak Army

SUSPENSE BY:

Chief Justice

FINANCED BY:

Poor People Of Pakistan.

Acha sila diya tu ne mere pyar ka

yar ne hi loot liya ghar yar ka!

REMIX..

..acha kurta siya tu ne mere naap ka

...naap liya mera, siya mere baap ka....!

I was worried in dream

2nite

I saw

All the devils of the world have died,

Can u give me only 1 sms or miscal2 make me sure dat

Ur stil alive.

Is SMS Main Chaand Dhoond kar Dikhaiye!

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Aahaa!

PAGAL..!!!

SMS Karne Walay ki Tasveer Thori Aati Hai:-

A boy told his frnd, "yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai" . frnd answered " sahi se dekh hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k hans rahi hai. :-)

Fursat Main jab kabhi woh yaad aata hai....

dil main sirf aik he sawal aata hai....

yaad kertay hain jisay hum!!

Kya usay bhi hamara khayal aata hai.

Dhoka mila jub bhi pyar main,

Zindgi main udasi chaa gayee..

Socha tha chor dengay is raah ko,

Kambakht phir 1 new number se miss call Aagai

Hr khu§hi hansi mange apse.

Hr phool khushbu mange aap§e.

Itni ro§hni ho aapki zindagi main k

khud bijli wale conection mange aap§e.. ;)

KOI ANKHON SE BAAT KAR LETA HAI,

KOI ANKHON MEIN MULAQAT KAR LETA HAI,

BARA MUSHKIL HOTA HAI JAWAB DENA,

JAB KOI ENGLISH MAIN BAAT KAR LETA HAI.;-)

BISTAR ready ?

Yes boss.

;-)

SHARAB ready ?

Yes boss.

;-)

SAATHI ready ?

Yes boss.

;-)

GIRL ready ?

No boss.

;-)

Why?

;-)

Brooker abhi sms parh raha hai.;-)

A 4 aap ko

B 4 buhat buhat

C 4 chori chori

D 4 dil se

E 4 ek bar

F 4 face 2 face

H 4 hum ap ko kehna chahtay hain

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Kapre la te lame pay.;-)

Apki Ankhon main "SHARAFAT" Chaal main "NAZAKAT"Dil main"SACHCHAI" Aur Chehre main "SAFAI" Phir kyun na bole her LARKI Aap ko

"BHAI"! :)

Shair arz kiya hai.

Pathans:irshad irshad.

Shair arz kiya hai.

Pathans:irshad irshad.

Shair:abay kaminon bolnay to do.

Pathans:wah wah wah.. :->"

Pehly sa wo khlous wo ulfat nai rhi

Ab doston main rasm-e-Muhabat nai rhi

Mudat se meri yad se gafil hain mere dost

shaid ab in batmeezon ko meri zrorat nai rhi

Teacher: In teeno main kia faraq hay?

1. Call girl,

2. Girl friend,

3. Biwi,

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Student:

1. Prepaid,

2. Postpaid,

3. Unlimited.,.

7 Angels

Visited me &

Askd 4 the Most

Inteligent

Smart

Nice

Sweet

Nobel

Well Behavd

&

Well Groomd

person

I Gave Them

Ur Address

DEKHA?

Kesa Ullo Bnaya

Un Ko?

nothing impossible

Everything is possible in this universe, nothing impossible.

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Wana example ?

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Very Simple Yaar,

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Imran Hashmi In Jannat:-)

SHARAFAT

Apki Ankhon main "SHARAFAT" Chaal main "NAZAKAT"Dil main"SACHCHAI" Aur Chehre main "SAFAI" Phir kyun na bole her LARKI Aap ko

"BHAI"! :)

ZONG (China Tel)

Plz note my new number of ZONG (China Tel) now send ur sms and call at this new number....

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I Love You

I Love You


I Love You So Much


I Love You More Than Every Thing in The World!




yehi kehna chahta tha Raanjha apni Heer se par becharay ko
English nahi aati thi

Kashmir ki Wadiyon me

Kashmir ki Wadiyon me
Barfili hawaon main
jhil k kinare bethe
RANJHA ko
HEER ne kia kaha??
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"ULLU K PATHE"
HERO mat ban,
Sweater Pehen Le

IshQ me Jazbat ko khudkashi karni pari

IshQ me Jazbat ko khudkashi karni pari

Panchiyon ko Par JaLa kar Roshni karni pari

Ik Larki ki Bewafai ko bhulaney k liye

Janey KiTni Larkiyoo se Dosti karni pari

ek lrka ek larki

ek lrka ek larki
aha aha
adhi raat ko
oho oho
jungle main
wah wah
jhari k peichay
ouii
sab say chup k
UFF
DABA DABA k
aha aha
mango kaha rahey they
hahahahhah

IshQ me Jazbat ko khudkashi karni pari

IshQ me Jazbat ko khudkashi karni pari

Panchiyon ko Par JaLa kar Roshni karni pari

Ik Larki ki Bewafai ko bhulaney k liye

Janey KiTni Larkiyoo se Dosti karni pari

don ki miss bell ka intazar to 11 mobile karty hain

don ki miss bell ka intazar to 11 mobile karty hain
lakin 1 bat samajhlo k don miss bell mushkil hi nhi namumkin hai
q k DON k pas balance hi nahin hai....!

hooron ki malka phoolon ki shehzaadi

hooron ki malka phoolon ki shehzaadi
wah wah wah

hooron ki malka phoolon ki shehzaadi

dil tor ke challi gayi kutii haramzaadi

ah ha kia kehnay bahut aala

Lamha Lamha waqt Guzar jaiga..

Lamha Lamha waqt Guzar jaiga..

Shaadi k bandhan mai koi Aapko Baandh jaiga..

Abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se koi AFFAIR krlo..

Kya pata kal konsa CARTOON aapka DULHA banajyga

Man: Oye tera ek daant Neela kaise ho gaya?
Santa: Maine Ink lagaayi hain.
Man: Woh Kyun?
Santa: Oey yaar yeh 'Blue Tooth' ka zamaana hain

Kaash tum bakre hote,
Hum tumhe ghaas khilate aur pyar se tumhare seeng hilate aur puchte..

Paagal kaun?

Tum ya Main?

Aur tum pyar se bolte - Main Main Main!

When i open my eyes every morning I pray to God
That everyone should have a friend like you...
Why should only I suffer?

Why do U think I SMS u?
Is it because I care? Or I miss u?
Or I love u? Or I need you? No ! It's b'coz...
Time pass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye !

Aaj toh bahut khush hoge tum...
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Kyunki, barish jo ho rai hai
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Sabhi MENDAK khush hi hote hai

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Jo tum ko ho pasand wahe baat karain gay,
Tum din ko agar raat kaho raat kahain gay,
kyon ke
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paglon say kon behes kary...

chota sardar Mummy kal raati jadu hoya.Main bathroom daa darwaza kholiya tey light aapii jal paii.
Mammy Oye khutiya tu phir Frige wich susu kar diti,

Sardarjee to Sunita: "I want to marry you"

Sunita: "But I am one year elder to you."

Sardarjee: "No Problem, then I will marry you next year."

Aap kya jano hum tumhe kitna yaad karte hai,
Harpal tumhari faryad karte hai,
Roz khat likhte hai Cartoon network ko,
Aap ko dikhane ki mang karte hai….

A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead.
The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar raheho?"
To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai, "Wash Basin".

Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon,
Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon...
Par tu tel hi itna lagati hai ki har bar phisal jata hoon..!

Love is sweet poison: ..
Do not consume without your beloved's advise ..
and keep out of reach of children ..
and keep it in cool and dark place.

I'm going to write on all the bricks I MISS U
and i wish that one falls on ur head,
so that u knows how it hurts
when u miss someone special like u.

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YOU ARE MY ASPIRIN



When I have an ache or pain,
when I feel like I'm going insane,
you offer me the relief I need.
You make me feel pain-free indeed.
You take away all my stress
when everything is in such a mess.
You turn my frown into a grin
because...


you're my human aspirin.

Hum doston ko bhoolate nahi hain
mager ye baat jatate nahi hain
doston ko hamesha rakhte hain yaad
hum bhoolane ke liye dost banate nahi hain.

U r 70% beautiful
U r 75% sweet
U r 85% naughty
U r 90% cute
U r 100% lovely

Total
70+75+85+90+100= U r 420.
hain na bolo bolo.

Kanjusi ka jab award diya jaiy ga
tab tumhaara naam sab se pehle aiyga
ab ghalti se bhi SMS nahi karna
warna ye award kisi aur ko mil jaiy ga.

Har khushi teri taraf mor don
tere liye chand taarey bhi torr don
Khushiyon ke darwaze tere liye khol don
itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol don.

Har khushi teri taraf mor don
tere liye chand taarey bhi torr don
Khushiyon ke darwaze tere liye khol don
itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol don.

Funny SMS

Chand per agher noor na hota
tanha dil majboor na hota
Hum aap ko good morning kehne zaror aate
agher aap ka ghar itna door na hota.

bheegi aankhoon se woh jab hume dekhte hain,
hum ghabra kar aankhen jhuka late hain,
kaun milaye un aankhoon sa ankkhen,
suna ha wo ankhoon se apna bana lete hain

Main udas rasta hon shaam ka.
mujhe ahaton ki talash hay.
ye sitare hain sab bujhe bujhe,
mujhe jugnuon ki talash hay,
har khushi hay mujh say khafa khafa,
mari zandagi hay bas aik rasta,
mujhe manzilon ki talash

sms

aye zindage mujh se yeh dagha na ker,
main us k bina jiuon yeh dua na ker,
koi dakhe b use to hoti hai jalan,
aye hawa to b use chuwa na ker...

Funny Urdu Sms

Dunniya ka sab se chota or behtarin latifa...
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1 PATHAN WO B SCIENCE DAN!!!