Its more than just an Eid wish,
more than a message too.
For it comes with warm and loving thoughts
because it’s meant for you.
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Friday, December 25, 2009
Ye Kya Hai EID?
Ye Kya Hai EID?
Accountant Ne Kaha,
E: Extreem Happy
I : In
D : Divide Expenses.
BusinessMan Ne Kah,
E: Esteem Happy
I : In
D : Discount
Lawyer Ne Kaha.
E : Event Of
I : Increase
D : Dual Happy
lovers Ne Kaha.
E: Eik Or
I : I
D : DAte
Accountant Ne Kaha,
E: Extreem Happy
I : In
D : Divide Expenses.
BusinessMan Ne Kah,
E: Esteem Happy
I : In
D : Discount
Lawyer Ne Kaha.
E : Event Of
I : Increase
D : Dual Happy
lovers Ne Kaha.
E: Eik Or
I : I
D : DAte
Meat Mubarak
Everyone sent u
Tradition words about
Eid but i m the fist one
To send u
“Meat Mubarak”
And
Keep on eating
Different dishes
On this season
Tradition words about
Eid but i m the fist one
To send u
“Meat Mubarak”
And
Keep on eating
Different dishes
On this season
Bakra Eid Mubarak
Bakra Eid Mubarak
May ur plate of life be always full of juicy kebabs
& tikkas, topped with the chutney of happiness.
With best wishes:-):-):-)
May ur plate of life be always full of juicy kebabs
& tikkas, topped with the chutney of happiness.
With best wishes:-):-):-)
After few days EID UL ADHA (AZHA) will come
((__))
“.=”””””)?
‘ y””+”y’
After few days EID UL ADHA (AZHA) will come,
I m the 1st 1 to wish you EID Mubarak
&
Also sending a cos as your EID Gift.
“.=”””””)?
‘ y””+”y’
After few days EID UL ADHA (AZHA) will come,
I m the 1st 1 to wish you EID Mubarak
&
Also sending a cos as your EID Gift.
Eid Ul Azha Mubarik
Bakra debit
Cash credit
Qurbani debit
Gosht Credit
Qasai Debit
Khaal Credit
Aap Debit
Hum Credit
Eid Mubarik…
Hamara Msg Debit
Apka Reply Credit
[[ Eid Ul Azha Mubarik ]]
Cash credit
Qurbani debit
Gosht Credit
Qasai Debit
Khaal Credit
Aap Debit
Hum Credit
Eid Mubarik…
Hamara Msg Debit
Apka Reply Credit
[[ Eid Ul Azha Mubarik ]]
Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice
Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice,
and commitment to Allahs orders,
May Allah bless us with the same in all circles of life,
and help all amongst us,
who are helpless,worried,
and waiting for his rehmat,
Ameen.Eid Mubarak.
and commitment to Allahs orders,
May Allah bless us with the same in all circles of life,
and help all amongst us,
who are helpless,worried,
and waiting for his rehmat,
Ameen.Eid Mubarak.
Long after our anniversary
Long after our anniversary
And
this greeting has been thrown away
Think of the thought behind it,
Each and everyday,
Happy Anniversary
And
this greeting has been thrown away
Think of the thought behind it,
Each and everyday,
Happy Anniversary
Two Guys Are Chatting..
Two Guys Are Chatting..
Guy A: “I’m Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary.”
Guy B: “Oh.. That’s Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?”
Guy A: “I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back.” :)
Guy A: “I’m Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary.”
Guy B: “Oh.. That’s Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?”
Guy A: “I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back.” :)
May the divine light of diwali
May the divine light of diwali
spread into your Life
peace, prosperity, happiness
and good health.
spread into your Life
peace, prosperity, happiness
and good health.
Dua for 2010
koi Dukh Na ho. koi Gham na ho.
koi Aankh kabi nam na ho.
koi dil kisi ka tora na
koi sath kisi ka choray na
bus pyar ka darya behta ho..
kash 2010 aisa ho.
koi Aankh kabi nam na ho.
koi dil kisi ka tora na
koi sath kisi ka choray na
bus pyar ka darya behta ho..
kash 2010 aisa ho.
Love
Have a cigar daily - U'ill die 10 yrs early. Have drinks daily - U'll die 30 yrs early. Luv someone truly - U'll die daily.
Sunday, March 8, 2009
Msg Pakage
Bapo Ne Kaha Zong Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,
Maa Ne Kaha U-F0ne Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,
Paro Ne Kaha Mobilink Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,
Aik Waqt Aye Ga Jab Sab Kahain Ge Dev Babo,
Ptcl Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo... ;->
Maa Ne Kaha U-F0ne Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,
Paro Ne Kaha Mobilink Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,
Aik Waqt Aye Ga Jab Sab Kahain Ge Dev Babo,
Ptcl Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo... ;->
Pappu
Main To Phoolon Wali Razaaei Le Kar So Raha Tha "PAppu" , , ,
Kambakhat, Koi Raat Mein Phoolon Ko Paani De Geya... =P ;->
Kambakhat, Koi Raat Mein Phoolon Ko Paani De Geya... =P ;->
PAAPI INSAAN
Ya ALLAH
YA REHMAN
YA RAHEEM
Daro Mat
Kisi Ko Frwrd Nhi
Krna !!
Khud Hi Parh Lo
PAAPI INSAAN ... ;->
YA REHMAN
YA RAHEEM
Daro Mat
Kisi Ko Frwrd Nhi
Krna !!
Khud Hi Parh Lo
PAAPI INSAAN ... ;->
"Ek Larki Ki Dua"
"Ek Larki Ki Dua"
Qasam Sy Hr Larke
Ko Bhula Doon Gi
Sab Hi Ki Tasweerei'n
Jala Doon Gi
Ek Tum Hi Raho Ge
Is Di Mein
Balance Dalwa Do
Tumhei'n Dua Doongi ;->
Qasam Sy Hr Larke
Ko Bhula Doon Gi
Sab Hi Ki Tasweerei'n
Jala Doon Gi
Ek Tum Hi Raho Ge
Is Di Mein
Balance Dalwa Do
Tumhei'n Dua Doongi ;->
Ehad
Aao Ehad Kare'n k
3 Cheezei'n Haath Se
Kbhi Nhi Jane De'n Ge
Sharafat
Sadaqat
Aur
Un Ki Girlfriends ... ;->
3 Cheezei'n Haath Se
Kbhi Nhi Jane De'n Ge
Sharafat
Sadaqat
Aur
Un Ki Girlfriends ... ;->
Shree Hill
The teacher was checking her student roster on the first day of school and saw that she was missing three boys and one girl.
After a couple of minutes went by, a boy named John walked in and the teacher asked where he was. He said, "Shree Hill."
Then another student, named Bill, walked in and the teacher asked where he was. He also said, "Shree Hill."
Then the third boy, Shawn, walked in and the teacher asked him where he had been. And he said, "On top of Shree Hill."
Then, a girl walked in and the teacher asked, "Who are you?"
And she said, "Shree Hill."
After a couple of minutes went by, a boy named John walked in and the teacher asked where he was. He said, "Shree Hill."
Then another student, named Bill, walked in and the teacher asked where he was. He also said, "Shree Hill."
Then the third boy, Shawn, walked in and the teacher asked him where he had been. And he said, "On top of Shree Hill."
Then, a girl walked in and the teacher asked, "Who are you?"
And she said, "Shree Hill."
Bat Vision
Once there were three bats. They lived in a cave surrounded by three castles. One night the bats made a bet to see who could drink the most blood.
The first bat comes home one night and has blood dripping off his fangs. The other two bats are amazed and asked how much blood he had drunk.
The first bat said, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of three people." The second bat goes out on his night and comes back with blood around his mouth. The other two bats are astonished and ask how many people's blood had he drunk. The bat said, "See that castle over there. I drank the blood of five people."
The third bat goes out on his night and comes back covered in blood. This was totally amazing to the other two bats. They ask how much blood he drank. The 3rd bat said, "See that castle over there?" and the other bats nod. "Well," says the third bat, "I didn't."
The first bat comes home one night and has blood dripping off his fangs. The other two bats are amazed and asked how much blood he had drunk.
The first bat said, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of three people." The second bat goes out on his night and comes back with blood around his mouth. The other two bats are astonished and ask how many people's blood had he drunk. The bat said, "See that castle over there. I drank the blood of five people."
The third bat goes out on his night and comes back covered in blood. This was totally amazing to the other two bats. They ask how much blood he drank. The 3rd bat said, "See that castle over there?" and the other bats nod. "Well," says the third bat, "I didn't."
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