Bapo Ne Kaha Zong Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,
Maa Ne Kaha U-F0ne Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,
Paro Ne Kaha Mobilink Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,
Aik Waqt Aye Ga Jab Sab Kahain Ge Dev Babo,
Ptcl Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo... ;->
Sunday, March 8, 2009
Pappu
Main To Phoolon Wali Razaaei Le Kar So Raha Tha "PAppu" , , ,
Kambakhat, Koi Raat Mein Phoolon Ko Paani De Geya... =P ;->
Kambakhat, Koi Raat Mein Phoolon Ko Paani De Geya... =P ;->
PAAPI INSAAN
Ya ALLAH
YA REHMAN
YA RAHEEM
Daro Mat
Kisi Ko Frwrd Nhi
Krna !!
Khud Hi Parh Lo
PAAPI INSAAN ... ;->
YA REHMAN
YA RAHEEM
Daro Mat
Kisi Ko Frwrd Nhi
Krna !!
Khud Hi Parh Lo
PAAPI INSAAN ... ;->
"Ek Larki Ki Dua"
"Ek Larki Ki Dua"
Qasam Sy Hr Larke
Ko Bhula Doon Gi
Sab Hi Ki Tasweerei'n
Jala Doon Gi
Ek Tum Hi Raho Ge
Is Di Mein
Balance Dalwa Do
Tumhei'n Dua Doongi ;->
Qasam Sy Hr Larke
Ko Bhula Doon Gi
Sab Hi Ki Tasweerei'n
Jala Doon Gi
Ek Tum Hi Raho Ge
Is Di Mein
Balance Dalwa Do
Tumhei'n Dua Doongi ;->
Ehad
Aao Ehad Kare'n k
3 Cheezei'n Haath Se
Kbhi Nhi Jane De'n Ge
Sharafat
Sadaqat
Aur
Un Ki Girlfriends ... ;->
3 Cheezei'n Haath Se
Kbhi Nhi Jane De'n Ge
Sharafat
Sadaqat
Aur
Un Ki Girlfriends ... ;->
Shree Hill
The teacher was checking her student roster on the first day of school and saw that she was missing three boys and one girl.
After a couple of minutes went by, a boy named John walked in and the teacher asked where he was. He said, "Shree Hill."
Then another student, named Bill, walked in and the teacher asked where he was. He also said, "Shree Hill."
Then the third boy, Shawn, walked in and the teacher asked him where he had been. And he said, "On top of Shree Hill."
Then, a girl walked in and the teacher asked, "Who are you?"
And she said, "Shree Hill."
After a couple of minutes went by, a boy named John walked in and the teacher asked where he was. He said, "Shree Hill."
Then another student, named Bill, walked in and the teacher asked where he was. He also said, "Shree Hill."
Then the third boy, Shawn, walked in and the teacher asked him where he had been. And he said, "On top of Shree Hill."
Then, a girl walked in and the teacher asked, "Who are you?"
And she said, "Shree Hill."
Bat Vision
Once there were three bats. They lived in a cave surrounded by three castles. One night the bats made a bet to see who could drink the most blood.
The first bat comes home one night and has blood dripping off his fangs. The other two bats are amazed and asked how much blood he had drunk.
The first bat said, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of three people." The second bat goes out on his night and comes back with blood around his mouth. The other two bats are astonished and ask how many people's blood had he drunk. The bat said, "See that castle over there. I drank the blood of five people."
The third bat goes out on his night and comes back covered in blood. This was totally amazing to the other two bats. They ask how much blood he drank. The 3rd bat said, "See that castle over there?" and the other bats nod. "Well," says the third bat, "I didn't."
The first bat comes home one night and has blood dripping off his fangs. The other two bats are amazed and asked how much blood he had drunk.
The first bat said, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of three people." The second bat goes out on his night and comes back with blood around his mouth. The other two bats are astonished and ask how many people's blood had he drunk. The bat said, "See that castle over there. I drank the blood of five people."
The third bat goes out on his night and comes back covered in blood. This was totally amazing to the other two bats. They ask how much blood he drank. The 3rd bat said, "See that castle over there?" and the other bats nod. "Well," says the third bat, "I didn't."
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